This phone, this damn phone. Well her 9 lives are apparently up. We've been through a lot, numerous falls to concrete, a drowning back when flood ElChocolate swept diaper bag nation. I've had this phone since Cyler was 1 and now he is 4. Replacement should be here by Friday, or Monday. Depending on how the UPS driver is feeling. I cannot wait to have something that has a keypad, and isn't possessed by the devil. Farewell phone, hopefully I will not be seeing you on the flip side but it'd be nice if you'd let me turn you on and get my contacts out right quick without going all Jenny Schecter on me. hmph.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Ding Dong the Witch is dead
Spread your wings, get out of bed, ding dong the wicked witch is dead...
This phone, this damn phone. Well her 9 lives are apparently up. We've been through a lot, numerous falls to concrete, a drowning back when flood ElChocolate swept diaper bag nation. I've had this phone since Cyler was 1 and now he is 4. Replacement should be here by Friday, or Monday. Depending on how the UPS driver is feeling. I cannot wait to have something that has a keypad, and isn't possessed by the devil. Farewell phone, hopefully I will not be seeing you on the flip side but it'd be nice if you'd let me turn you on and get my contacts out right quick without going all Jenny Schecter on me. hmph.
This phone, this damn phone. Well her 9 lives are apparently up. We've been through a lot, numerous falls to concrete, a drowning back when flood ElChocolate swept diaper bag nation. I've had this phone since Cyler was 1 and now he is 4. Replacement should be here by Friday, or Monday. Depending on how the UPS driver is feeling. I cannot wait to have something that has a keypad, and isn't possessed by the devil. Farewell phone, hopefully I will not be seeing you on the flip side but it'd be nice if you'd let me turn you on and get my contacts out right quick without going all Jenny Schecter on me. hmph.
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Wow! Three years is a long time in cell phone life- time for an upgrade!!
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