Your inner fat kids ultimate fantasy

So doing some online last of the last baby shopping I see this:

yeah. I know.
29.99 will buy you:
24 Nibblers® bite-sized cookies
24 brownie bites
2 pumpkin frosted cookies
2 chocolate grahams cookies
Halloween pail
Net food weight: 2.3 lb

oh and the selling point is the pail will come in handy on Halloween night.
Costco, I love you, but I hate you, but I love you...
I could make my own damn everything in this pail but I am far to tired to do that, hell, I think I am far to tired to go to the grocery store to buy cookies and all the other things I need...

This would cheer me up, unfortunately, I am fairly sure it would leave me unable to move during the rest of the pregnancy...